The Only reason you got caught is because you were blinded by your money and you thought you can use you money to hide the ugly truth. Well it seems you need advice on how to hide your escapades.
Here are 7 ways to hide your "Girlfriends" From your wife.
- DO NOT TEXT.... Use some cell minutes you cheap bastard!!!
- If you must send a text message DON'T DO ANY SEXTING.
- NO Emails
- If you must leave a Message DON'T SAY "It Me Tiger" Your trollup knows it's you
- Make your "Girlfriends" sign a legal document that they cannot reveal your Private affairs
- Go to Vegas for your fun...What happens in Vegas Stays In Vegas
- Use a Professional (Hooker)... porn stars have feelings and careers to think about, and cheaper in the end.
Now Tiger, I know you have a "Sex Addiction" Problem. I would like to help you out. Hire me to be your laison for your "Girlfriends". I promise to keep to the 7 rules and you can pay me for my time of being your Pimp... Oh I mean "Social Laison Manager", let's say $200,000 Year. And you won't have a "Sex Addiction" Problem.. You would be able to get it when ever you want.
The best thing he could have done instead, is keep it for his beautiful wife. He embarassed her as well as his family and children. I have little respect for the man that does this kind of thing to the ones he supposedly loves. Him and Eliot Spitzer are about on par with each other, with Tiger as the infinitely richer one, probably being able to say SORRY to everyone and then able to move on.
ReplyDeleteGreat satire !
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